... in other medical news, Trinidad was rushed to hospital on May 24th after almost collapsing in Public.After tests were carried out, it was discovered that the patient was riddled with a cancer called Calder Hart lymphoma, a deadly cancer that, if left unchecked, would rob the body of all its vital nutrients and resources.
Specialists called in to treat Trinidad could not understand how the patient contracted the Calder hart Lymphoma in the first place, and, using a sophisticated measuring device called an 'UFF', conducted a full system scan.
The results of the UFF scan revealed some disturbing news; The patient Trinidad, sometime over the course of the last seven years, was exposed to a deadly strain of PNM bacteria.This bacteria, which latches onto its host and tries to prevail, caused Trinidad to develop Manningitis, which, while not a cancer itself, opened the way for the Calder Hart lymphoma by killing off the white blood cells of the immune system.
These cells, called Tendering and Oversight, were effectively neutered by the Manningitis by spawning viral facilitators called 'Special Purpose Companies' or SPC's in medical circles.
The Manningitis also caused Imbertmania, a delusion that leads to risky behavior by making patients afflicted with it believe they are taller than they are.
To remove the SPC's from the system, they first had to get rid of the Calder Hart Lymphoma, and to accomplish this, the
medical team went about removing the Manninitis and the Imbertmania with a heavy dose of Kamla, a potent antibiotic used successfully in treating patients afflicted with 'Bas Syndrome', a dementia diagnosed with symptoms of hyperactivity, talkativeness and a preference for strong drink. The specialists have faith in the Kamla to work in this situation unless it is itself corrupted by the Warner Virus.
To prevent that, or at least to keep it in check while Trinidad is on Kamla, the specialists have prescribed vitamin Dookeran to be taken together with the Kamla to keep the Warner Virus at bay.
We intend to monitor the situation for further developments...
Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely fantastic report on the progress of this disease in the particular patient called Trinidad, unfortunately used by an entity called GOTT as an experimental guinea pig. You perhaps forgot to mention that patients inflicted with the disease, usually suffer from an early complication, a clinical condition known as an 'Extreme Colder Heart'. It also affects the softening of brain tissues, produces painful oral lesions indicative of too much talking and symptomatic stress disorders in the host. It is such a ravaging illness that I am obligated to share this information with others in order to prevent further infections by the juggling of the mental faculties.
ReplyDelete