Louis Lee Sing's To Do List...

December 2010

Jail the homeless

Ban spitting

Rough up downtown vendors

Steal candy from a baby

Cancel Christmas

Trip guy on crutches

Close down St. James Market

Bring back polio

Close down Mas Camps

Make daily showers illegal

Close bars and pubs at midnight

Bicycle riders must get 'Rider's permit'

Pick up Mrs. Aboud's dry cleaning

Remember to exit room backward bowing as I go

Let down Rowley's tyres

Poor people in town have to walk with a bell and a sign

Wash Gregory Aboud's car

January 2011

Make all 'Up' streets down

Make all 'Down' streets up

Men must wear hats in public, women must carry 'brollies

All wheel chairs with four wheels MUST have license plates

Cursing in public punishable by death

Wash Gregory Aboud's car

February 2011

Ban music on the road for Carnival

No costumes above the knees and below the neck allowed

All calypsos must include the word Louis, Lee and Sing in them

Make the savannah one way, the other way for a change

Wash Gregory Aboud's car

March 2011

Pending...

Wash Gregory Aboud's car