Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Recommended Reading...


As an avid reader and writer I am continuously asked to suggest titles of books that could be nice as gifts, so I have compiled a small list of favorites that would be perfect for the readers in the family:

- 'Converting to Hinduism for Political Gain' by Jack Warner – A practicing Christian, Warner discovers the advantages of using religion for his benefit and use it he does. Well on his way to fully converting, the author claims to also be toying with the idea of converting to the Muslim, Shouter Baptist and Orisha faiths as well for added measure and to broaden his voter base. A must read for all aspiring politicians who are willing to throw integrity to the wind, the foreword is written by another budding politician well known for his unfettered ambition - Prakash Ramadhar. (For a limited time only this book comes with an accompanying workbook – Parlaying Culture for Votes). Published by Five Finger Discount Publishing Limited.

- 'The Seven Habits of Highly Defective People' by Dr. Roodal Moonilal is a must read for those who wonder what the world looks like to people suffering from a lack of decency or moral center. Pulling no punches, the author dives right in and demonstrates just how low someone who might have this affliction could go and it is a very dark place indeed. Published by Jenny Craig.

- 'The Complete Mixers Guide for Home and Away' by K.P. Bissessar shows that, while not every book can or should be deep, introspective or even honest, when it comes to mixology, political lawyers seem to have the inside track. Filled with beneficial tips from cleaning up awkward spills to hiding stains, this is a must have for the serious drinker. An excellent accompany to Basdeo Panday's – 'Sloshed & Happy,' the guide is available in hard cover, soft cover and a CD-ROM format that has been cleverly designed to be used as a coaster in a pinch. Published with gratitude by Grey Goose Publishing.

- 'Keeping Your Head Down' by Rupert Griffith, Clifton De Coteau and Vincent Lasse is a masterpiece of information on surviving in the cut and thrust of real politics by hiding in plain sight. Chapters such as 'Being a Wallflower, does it Help?' and 'Using Color to Advantage in Any Room' gives the reader both an insight and some clever tips for those embarking on a useless political career. Showing the practical uses behind the myth of political 'masking,' the book was actually written by twelve people and includes contributions from Lincoln Douglas, Marlene Coudray, Rodger Samuel and six others equally unworthy of mention. Published with the kind support of the people at Cling Wrap.

- 'To Hell and Back' by H. W. Volney promises a mind gripping roller coaster ride of duplicity, legal shenanigans and political intrigue as can only be told by both a former Minister and Judge that never lives up to its own hype. Not the 'tell all' it promises to be, the story is still a page turner as it meanders between the fictional and comical. While it may never be stateroom or boardroom reading, it is excellent bathroom reading. Rumored to be a prequel to - 'Who was in Hell With Me,'  lackluster sales and poor reviews may cramp any further printings in the series. The Publishers deny any responsibility for this book and are requesting anonymity.

- 'Section This' by Anand Ramlogan is a handy little home decorating book of tips for those interested in managing multiple properties. Not one to accept the credit for much of his original work, the author appears happy to, as he puts it, get on with the job regardless of who gets the credit. Sharing simple little tricks such as – 'Holidays were made for Work,' 'Using Fireworks as Distractions' and 'Nighttime's are the right times for the Busy Bee,' Anand promises to offer up a lot more before his career is over. The book was co-published by Northern Construction Publishing and Royal Castle Publishing.

Clearly not a complete list by any means, there are enough real nuggets here to keep anyone occupied for a while. Happy reading...

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