2011 - The Year in Review...

Ish and Steve and Uncle Sam, Jack and George and sister Kam
Maxi Taxis protest tour, Nizam Mohammed starts his own race war
Ellis dies, what a drag, Anil Roberts Nicki Minaj
Attorney General security plan, Anand is the piano man
New York City beauty queen ride, C-O-P mar-gin-a-lized
Herbert Volney loses mind, Reshmi fiasco starts to unwind

Patrick Manning hugs up Keith, Mighty Midget bares his teeth
Machel Montano Advantaging, Ravi B, pelt something
Louis Lee Sing, homeless crew, Anand named in Mayaro brew
Jumping Jack has Rowley woes, people Minister strikes a pose
Minister of Health mad for so, Fazeer Mohammed have to go
Anil Roberts lips are large, Warner is Head N***er in Charge

March began, hanging bill, Opposition say not time to kill
Anand Ramlogan's facebook try, Senator say hang them high
Warner in conspiracy, Fyzabad a mock-er-ry
Balisier people having fun, Rowley say reflection done
Nizam on fire time to go, Calder Hart yes DPP no
MacFarlane tries a Minshall rant, Minshall does what MacFarlane cant

PH taxi free at last, rapist killers making mas
Manning challenge Rowley, pain, Amery and the boys abstain
Farmers, pineapples, tractors, war, eat ah food time back for more
Watson Duke suitcase, money, P-N-M courts C-O-P
Kamla, Gopaul, bigtruck, plan, Chandresh is a big family man
Rowley, Ramlogan, New York lie, Ish & Steve doh want to fly

May, Warner, Bin Hamam, football politics in a jam
Vicky Boodram, Mary King, Bhoe Tewari, what a thing
Amery, Valley, graveside church, dogbite people in the lurch
Allyson Hennessy rest in peace, Manning suspended from batting crease
Maxwell Richards, Eric St. Cyr, Integrity have nothing to fear
Warner, Zurich, FIFA talk, Manning and San Fernando walk

Warner FIFA  out of time, C-O-P election lime
Vernon tell them How ah talk, Anil tell Vernon take a walk
Nalini call Prakash a snake, Prakash say Nalini make mistake
Duprey, Monteil, enquiry, time to end the misery
Warner FIFA labor day, FIFA tell Warner go yuh way
Kamla cabinet realign, health care workers feeling fine

Red Bull wings and flugtag bram, Total chaos traffic jam
Rajendra wins Privy Council case, laments 27 years lost to waste
Bread gone up boycotting Kiss, no drop in sales, the boycott miss
Labor marching all over town, social unrest rumors abound
C-O-P has a new King, Prakash win de whole damn ting

August came to spoil the lime CLICO investors say it's money time
Ramesh come to shake the stick, say they better pay them quick
Roget is the brand new Duke say five per cent could make him puke
Kamla calls an SoE, everybody wants to know what wrong with she
Sandy, Anand, Gibbs misfire, their stories make the PM a liar

Porn star, seamstress, beauty queen, Project Runway hot new scene
Big fish, small fish, in between, only small fish in the net it seems
Kamla, Parliament, extension vote, Rowley promise to sink their boat
Police is new bad man in town, watch them hard and yuh going down
Pit-bull killings top story, DPP tell Judge set all man free

Manning scholarship DPP fuss, Rowley say commission file bogus
Teacher sexting naked pics, sleight of hand and budget tricks
Crime Watch broadcasting minor rape, mass outcry against illegal tape
Poison avocados cause sales to drop, SoE crime plan one big flop
Rowley and friends blank Balisier tie, PNM in uproar, tension high
Sat and Sita and panty line rule, no black hen chickens for Hindu school

Petition, sedition, things getting hot, big fish water man in aassassination plot
Ian Alleyne head hutting, sent on leave, Ish and Steve get traveling reprieve
Business interests vex so curfew gone, people vex but State of Emergency continues on
Big rain flood and wall fall down, Warner say time for blame talk to done
Colour me Orange the newest trend, run de clip director, Alleyne back again
Overtime woes make police see red, Kamla giving out medals but they want money instead

Express Newspaper in anti-gay mess, Emergency over, detainees seeking redress
PM feeling festive but Rowley make noise, ask Santa Kamla who gave her the toys
Prakash tells UNC it's talking time, Warner buff him, Prakash say like Warner loss he mind
Colour Me Orange Olympics time, Basdeo returns to the UNC lime
Christmas time killings, murders galore, fire, no escape, blood on the floor
Port workers on strike and money men vex, 2011 almost over, let's see what's next....