Letters to Friends... (Overdue Correspondence)

I just realized how badly I had fallen behind on my correspondence, how many important notes and letters that I had planned to send out that were put aside for other more pressing matters. Now that I have some time I thought I would try to catch up, and as we're all here I thought I'd share it with you.

Dear Mr. Attorney General. Thank you for agreeing to proclaim the Dangerous Dog Bill finally, the only thing I am having difficulty with is the August 1st deadline as for the life of me I cannot see why it cannot start today. I urge you to use your good Office to implement this law now as the draconian measures contained therein are what we need in these 'don't care' times to rein in recalcitrant and irresponsible owners and prevent more innocent people getting bite for no reason.

Dear Verna St. Rose Greaves. I hope this finds you well. As you know I am a big supporter of yours, but find myself hard-pressed to defend your espoused position on legalizing abortion, especially as it contradicts your position on hanging and, coming hot on the heels of this whole sending poor Cheryl to the madhouse, it not looking right.. To many it would appear that you have a serious problem with terminating the life of the guilty but have no qualms with executing the innocent and I need some clarification here. I think you need to reconcile these two divergent and diametrically opposite positions in the soonest, as this is causing many of your supporters some concern.

Dear Mr. Opposition Leader. I have noticed that you have taken a decision to keep quiet this time around and let the chips fall where they may. Good call. Remember last time, when things were going in a certain direction, and you called that dotish vote of no confidence, and inadvertently fixed everything back? Those were fun times weren't they? Use this opportunity to fix the tie issue, the one man one vote issue, the get rid of Patos and his cabal issue and leave them other people alone. Cool? Cool.

Dear Prakash. What to tell you boy? From the start I told you that you weren't cut out for this Political leader thing, but did you listen? No... When I told you that trying to be Minister of Legal Affairs, Member of Parliament and full time husband and father would clash with the demanding post of leading a junior party in a cut throat coalition, did you pay attention? No...... When I warned you that you were surrounded by some agenda men who would lead you  astray, did you pay heed? No..... So now why would I expect you to listen to the best advice I could give you I don't know, but Praks boy, if you care one bit for this country and the COP do the right thing nah, they say admitting the problem is half the battle. Trust me, for the good of all you say you hold dear, relinquish the post of Political Leader and go back to doing what you did best before, whatever that was. And if you really, really care about this country and that party do one thing before you go nah, and fire Joseph 'duck and hide' Toney and Nirad 'Napoleon' Tewarie before they finish mash everything up.

Dear David Abdullah. At some point you have to make up your mind as to what you are all about friend, because you confusing everybody.

Dear Patos. How is the recovery coming along? From all reports I understand that you are well on your way and I am happy. Have you ever considered retiring from active politics? It could be good for you and it would be great for the country, so why not give it a thought? The rest of the cabal will find someone else to suck up to and you could take this opportunity to try out that preacher thing you said you wanted to try. I know you and I haven't been the best of friends but that is not because I didn't like you as a person, I just thought you sucked as a Prime Minister. Who knows, I might come to your church, drop me a line and let me know when and where. Best regards to all, Phillip.